Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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