why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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