What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

No it isn't.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

weiner? balls

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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