- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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