Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Anagram.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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asian drivers.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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