Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Wats a joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A jew went to Germany.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

69, hahaha

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A black man walks into a book store.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Hi

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...