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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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