Woman's Rights

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ha.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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see ya

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fabien

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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