What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Chrissy is funny.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

who farted your mother

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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