Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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