Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Hello

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Kah-________-

How old is victor? Old

A Banana wrote this...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

your mom

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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