I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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penis hehehehe

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Anti Joke

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