A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Womens' rights.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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save water shower with friends

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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