There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's 9+10=? 19

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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The Bible

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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