I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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im a selling a car

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what do gay people eat?? food

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Turn around.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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