- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dancing Potatoe!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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