a black guy leaves prison

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Is this a chair?

Hi.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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