- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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