why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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baby loves lalma

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Paul Dylan King!

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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potatoes

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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