- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

whats brown? poop.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what is stupid and reading this you

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

hi. thats what she said.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

who farted your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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