Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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OBAMA

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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alert('hiiii');

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Once upon a time.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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