Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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