Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Lil' Wayne

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

hot diggity dog

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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