Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

weiner? balls

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is big and white? the moon

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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