what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

weiner? balls

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is big and white? the moon

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

No it isn't.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

a black father

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