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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

i eat poop

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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