Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Q: What's the point? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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