Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Good.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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