Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's up? The sky.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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