Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Womens' rights.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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save water shower with friends

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wnba

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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