- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Potato.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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