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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you need any assistance?

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Where's my tractor?

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Does this napkin chloroform?

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

That's Racist

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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