How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Your mother is a man.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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