- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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