What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Flab

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Gabe Mercado

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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