Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Your mother is a man.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

"Up to 50% off."

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cory is gay

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What is next?

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's up? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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