- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Your mother is a man.

"Up to 50% off."

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cory is gay

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What is next?

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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