gay rights

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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