q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Whats9+10 19

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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