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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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