- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

i'm not gay

Sex. That is all.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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