- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What sucks?

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What's cold and icy? Ice

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Hellen Keller

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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