Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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baby loves lalma

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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