- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Your Mom

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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