- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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