What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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The penn state football administration

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Is this a chair?

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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The 19th Amendment

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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