What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

c+t+c?

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