What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What is a question?

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What sucks?

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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