What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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This is my joke. funny

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Boobs are nasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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