This is my joke. funny

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Ham sandwich

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Boobs are nasty!

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

I'm taken

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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