Chuck Norris

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Akshaytiger World

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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