What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Turn around.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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