- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

poop

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Your Mom

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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