What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

women

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

gay rights

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

no u

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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