What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Nobody cares.

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potatoes

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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boobs

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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