why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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potatoes

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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boobs

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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