I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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maddie latino

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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