It says so on your cap.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Hey, Max!!

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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ha.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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