Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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I can Nazi

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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