1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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i'm not gay

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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