Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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