How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Ancient Greeks rights

What is worse

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

a black father

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

OGC - tilt your head

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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