There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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