What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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poop

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

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