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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers