- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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