Rebecca Black

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Enchilada

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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