9/11/2001

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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