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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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This is not a good joke.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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antijokes

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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9/11/2001

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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