Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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