Steve Jobs.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Compton

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Women"s Rights

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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