What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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