- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

who smells? •Liam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

The Economy

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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