whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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like for a handjob.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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