- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

GONNA

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Nah

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

World Peace

What is brown and sticky?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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