- Anti Joke

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's up? The sky.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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