Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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penis

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Lebron Traveled

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Religion

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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