What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Womens' rights.

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The Holocaust

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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