Hey, Max!!

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Who has downs this joke

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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