- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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