What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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knock knock go away ok

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Jokes are funny.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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