- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

5

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

S.O.P.A

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Rock mattress.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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