Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

25

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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